Being so in love with someone is truly the happiest feeling. Never a day goes by that I can’t take hearing your voice. Your voice is home. Your arms are so comforting. Your heart is mine. To the rest of our lives together.
Dog with a Heart of Gold
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Just so you know, I love all of you.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit that IS a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/